Friday, September 25, 2009

Monday, August 17, 2009

Warms My Heart

Emma: "Momma, I think you were born to be my mommy."

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

If Only It Worked That Way

Logan was running around naked and ran into Emma's room with his hands on his privates.

Emma looked at him out of the corner of her eye and said:

"Logan don't play with it. It will grow."

Overheard...

...Logan announcing very loudly in a crowded ladies room.

"Momma, I will now call you Penis Girl."

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

At Least He's Honest

Emma & a friend were watching a movie for the 5th time that week. They were discussing their favorite part of the movie when Logan chimed in from the peanut gallery.

"My favorite part is when it says The End."

Wednesday, April 8, 2009







I married one and the other two have half of my DNA...scary thought

Tuesday, March 10, 2009