Emma was out of school all last week because of a bad cold. We were talking about her going back to school tomorrow if she was feeling up to it and she said, "I can't wait to see my boyfriend Jayden."
Adam responded, "I told you if Jayden wants to be your boyfriend he needs to talk to me about it first."
To which Emma replied,"You can send him an email."
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A few suggestions for Adam that have worked pretty well for me:
-Call Jaden by any name except Jaden
- When/if Jaden comes to the house it is always a good idea to be cleaning a fire arm or maybe chopping wood with a real big ax.
- Show Jaden a patch of disturbed soil and tell him that is where Emma's last boyfriend is "resting"
-When he is around look over your shoulder and start yelling like you are having an arguement with an invisible person
- Show him the cool little "Jaden" voodoo doll that you have made. Then play out a little scenario where the doll gets an appendage removed
-Challenge him to a game of Combat Basketball to show him who is boss. The only rule..."no blood no foul". Then make sure that he gets the chance to shoot a ton of free throws
To anyone who doesn't know me I am only joking (mostly).
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