Momma Ruins All My Fun

A Conversation with Logan

Logan: "Momma can I yick the kicky?"
Me: "No Logan you can't lick the kitty."
Logan: "Momma can I yick you?"
Me: "No Logan."
Logan: "AAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW dat's no fair."

Because in a fair world we could lick whoever we wanted without having to ask permission.