The Mother's Day Mullet

In my best Australian accent:

"This is a photograph of the rarely seen female mullet. We were surprised to see it this far north since it's usual habitat is in the Southern United States. Crockey...look at those beautiful golden highlights, mate. This is indeed a rare specimen. She might look like she's caged but I guarantee you this is a creature of the wild."

Edited to obscure faces...I don't want a lawsuit from an angry mullet wearer. No offense to those who used to rock their mullets. (C.J. Mack)